Definitions by old fruit

instapong 

A fart that stinks the second it comes out of your anus.

Friend: ew, what stinks?
You: woah! Sorry man, I did an instapong!
Friend: gross!

instapong by old fruit May 4, 2019

Social Baby 

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.

"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"

Social Baby by old fruit March 9, 2013