1 definition by oha-lucky

Vegetarian

i. A fabulous excuse one comes up with so that one does not have to undergo the act of consuming unpleasant meats.

i. Uncle Bill: Hello there, young lass! Would you care to sample some of my quality, month old haggis?

Omnivore: Oh! Er -- no thanks.

Uncle Bill: But why, Lass?

Omnivore: That would be because... er... I am a vegetarian!

by oha-lucky September 9, 2007