lawrenceville

Contrary to the previous definition, The Lawrenceville School is not half bad. Located between NYC and Philli and 10 minutes away from princeton, there's more to do here than say, Watertown Conn (location of Taft) or Pottstown, PA. (location of Hill)We have top notch academics, hot history teachers, and a kickass lax team. Instead of dorms, we have houses, making it easier to sneak in and out after hours. Chevy Chase preforms live every year and so does Seamus Haney. Don't know who that is? (hint: he won a nobel prize) LOOK IT UP ASSHOLE. We had a stripper come to school meeting last year and this year's senior prank made the papers. So basically, for all you new englanders out there, we're just as smart and have much more fun than you do- and you think we're not preppy? Our boys squash team won nationals three years running. If you still think we're not elitist enough, we don't want you.

Choate Kid: damnit we are so bad at sports, not like Lawrenceville

Andover Kid: god our teachers are so ugly, not like Lawrenceville's

Deerfield kid: can we get a stripper to come to school like Lawrenceville did?

by oedipus bitch, the original balla August 08, 2006