Definitions by oatmeal squirrel

spaceboobs 

Contrary to popular belief, these are not breasts that are 'out of this world', rather they are breasts with a giant fucking space between them.

see: Jessica

"Damn son, why'd you get banned?"

"Cuz I said I was 16, fucking spaceboobs."

spaceboobs by oatmeal squirrel October 7, 2016