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bismarck

(noun) The act of ejaculating in a chick's eye and then punching it shut so the resulting scene resembles the Iron Chancellor's famous monacle.
(verb) 'to bismark'
My girl's been complaining about the toilet seat lately, so I'm gonna give her a Bismarck tonight.

Her eye was shut for three days after I Bismarcked her!
by number 9 February 7, 2008
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