2 definitions by nukamichianpaux

of Youtube, known for his hate of canadians, nickleback, ed hardy, and iPads. Also known for his legacy of gender sorting through a medium a sammich making. Perhaps most famous for his wit and sarcasm, charm, and all-around magnetic, bittersweet personality. Has an atypical taste in pretty much everything, except cereal. Gets all the electrionic babes yet has no luck IRL. Has the most unique physical attractiveness you'll never find in anyone else. Last name will remain unknown, yet, no doubt this guy is the most irresistable virgin you will ever stumble upon.
coolkid1: You'll never believe me when I tell you I met thatzak at the 789 gathering.

coolkid2: You're right, because you don't have such luck.

coolkid1: I tried to talk to him and guess what he said to me?

coolkid2: What?

coolkid1: "Coo'."
by nukamichianpaux May 12, 2010
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