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hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.

Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.

by not samantha. May 11, 2016