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Jake Patchel
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miserable
, fat
piece of shit
that never gets
anything
done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake
Patchel
over there
?”
Guy 2: “Yeah
i hate him
he’s such a slob”
Jake Patchel
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not johnson
February 19, 2020
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