Definitions by northernmonkey

Gastrovinoitis 

That dreadful bout of sickness normally associated with drinking in excess, well beyond your sensible capacity and not being able to make it into work the following morning.

Sounds much better than telling the boss "I got wrecked and cant hack it".

I'm not well and going to the doctors, I have Gastrovinoitis again

Gastrovinoitis by Northernmonkey August 17, 2012

Kopdan 

koptalk

Miserable welsh twat
Plays with sheep all day long

Look over there in that field, he's doing a Kopdan

Kopdan by northernmonkey December 16, 2004