German lunch

While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing

taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.

by nick benda August 19, 2007

German firelog

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

by nick benda August 19, 2007