Definitions by nick benda

German firelog 

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

German firelog by nick benda August 23, 2007

German lunch 

While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing

taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.

German lunch by nick benda August 23, 2007