Definitions by neil kilby
surf merchant
Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
surf merchant by neil kilby May 5, 2006
surf
If ill fortune strikes.Comes from the activity of hedge surfing when you try to jump on a hedge and stay on top. Usualy the hedge ends up in a bit of a mess. The word is referential to the state of the hedge post surfing. You can add ed or ing to the end to make sense.
surf by neil kilby May 4, 2006