neil kilby's definitions

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

surf

If ill fortune strikes.Comes from the activity of hedge surfing when you try to jump on a hedge and stay on top. Usualy the hedge ends up in a bit of a mess. The word is referential to the state of the hedge post surfing. You can add ed or ing to the end to make sense.

Crashed my car to day, fucking surf

by neil kilby May 4, 2006