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Definitions by mystical clitoris

wild salmon 

The act of taking your hand, placing it between a woman's or a man's inner thighs and slapping it from side to side like a wild salmon swimming up stream during spawning season. In the process one must yell "wild salmon"!!!
I just wild salmoned the shit out of your mom!
wild salmon by mystical clitoris January 1, 2009