2 definitions by my name is cleve land brown

john: what the fuck that is a long slice of cheese
mark: yes that is why it is called a cheeeeeeeeeeese
john: how did you even get that
mark: i dont know it just appeared in my fridge one day
john: wait a second...
mark: oh crap you know *stabs with the cheeeeeeeeeeese*
john: AAEUGH!!!! *falls on floor bleeding*
mark: *exploeds to reveal he is actually a cheese* i cant let you find out my secret!!!!!! *shoots with cheeeeeeeeeeese*
john: AEUEUUUGH!!! *dies*
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man: i love pineaple
man 2: What?
man: pineaple
man 2: Should I call a doctor?
man: pineaple
man 2: Did you just shit a pineapple?
man: pineaple
man 2: Oh my god!!!
man: *peels skin to reveal man is actually a pineaple*
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