kennel cough

The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.

Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.

by my name is blahblahblah March 19, 2010

Died

A stupid convolution of "died from laughter," shortened to "died" for no reason at all.

"That one scene in the movie!? I died!"

"Man, that stand-up was so good. I died."

"I'm dead" = That's too funny for me to make a cogent response.

by my name is blahblahblah October 25, 2018