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furnhorn
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a
really
boring
old guy who spends to much time on his porch. often eats hard
candies
.
guy: wow. that old guy
has been
on his porch for 5 hours.
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other guy
: yeah. he's
such a
furnhorn.
furnhorn
by
mumba jumba
September 11, 2010
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