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Definitions by mrs cabbage

noahphobia 

the deathly fear of people named noah
bartholomew has noahphobia, everytime he sees him he nearly pees his pants”

“want to go to noah’s party?”
“no sorry i can’t, he triggers my panic attacks

“LOOK OUT FOR NOAH! HE SCARES YOU BY BREAKING OUT IN OLD TIKTOK DANCES!
noahphobia by mrs cabbage November 22, 2023

hannahphobia 

the fear of people named hannah or people who look like their name is hannah
“arabella has hannahphobia, hannah triggers her ptsd”
“better sleep with one eye open tonight, hannah is out there…lurking…somewhere…”

“LOOK OUT! HANNAH KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE, SHE’LL EAT YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP”
hannahphobia by mrs cabbage November 22, 2023