Definitions by mr. know it all
Crank Reynolds
hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.
hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.
Crank Reynolds by mr. know it all November 27, 2003
fat pat
top ten in fattest athletes of all time. currently sits infront of gilbert brown, danny fortson, oliver pig miller, tampa bay, kevin gogan, and mo vaughn. child and product of king grease in his finest hours. truly, one of the fattest of the fat.
fat pat by Mr. Know it all November 26, 2003