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Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
by mr dangling July 21, 2016
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