mr cat loves chickens's definitions

cat

A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.

aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.

by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019