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derived from the phrase 'hot mess express' which is to intoxicate yourself to the very extreme, which may lead to constantly injuring yourself, losing your cell phone/wallet/purse at least 6 times a year, house fires, asking people that you may or may not know "what's up bitches?" and fighting with close friends yelling "bye, bye birdie".
by monte g August 17, 2012
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