Definitions by monsignor morpheus

hydrathermorectaphobia 

The fear of sitting a moist pre-warmed toilet seat directly after someone else.

Ted's hydrathermorectaphobia was costing the company an arm and a leg in sanitizer and toilet paper, but squatting just wasn't an option due to his old knee injury.

hydrathermorectaphobia by monsignor morpheus August 4, 2016

sending juice up the river 

1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.

This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!

sending juice up the river by monsignor morpheus August 4, 2016