monkeyschlong 's definitions

minal

A morbidly obese individual who consumes 7 times the amount of average human calories. Minals are known to have big thick juicy greasy thighs and they will raid your fridge and your local supermarket. Be wary of Minals, they are extremely dangerous animals.

Joe: "Oh, what's that large figure over there?"
George: "That's a Minal."

Joe: "I wonder what caused that earthquake yesterday..."
Geroge: "Oh, must've been Minal!'

by monkeyschlong February 1, 2022