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Portmanteau of “Moby Dick” and “moldy.” He’s packing an uncircumcised whale in his pants, but it’s not clean.
Person A: “His cock was super big, but it was so nasty I couldn’t go down on him.”
Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
by moldiestdick March 18, 2026
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