Definitions by mike sloan

rookie-speak 

The act of talking about something, someone or a subject that the speaker knows little or nothing about as if they have great knowledge of it.

Jim dosen't know anything about women, anything he says is pure rookie-speak

rookie-speak by mike sloan July 24, 2008

MTV lesbian 

A woman usually a teenager whom decides she is a lesbian purely because she feels it will make her life more fulfilling or make her more popular. It can be also be a desperate cry for attention or to formulate some sort of an identity for a woman whom feels she needs to change to be more acceptable to her peers. Also a great way to piss of or hurt their parents.
Can also be used to climb fame latter in Hollywood(see example below).

actor Anne Heche is an mtv lesbian.

MTV lesbian by mike sloan February 6, 2008

cockwhop 

To strike, hit or slap something or somebody with a cock or penis.

Sally was giving me head and i cockwhoped her across the face.

In the movie Lock Stock and To Smoking Barrels This guy cockwhoped a guy to death with a 12" rubber dildo.

cockwhop by mike sloan July 15, 2006