Definitions by mickey mike va

ukrainian meatgrind 

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.

Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

ukrainian meatgrind by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

kardashian halfin' 

The act of seducing successful black men into marriage in order to collect half of the assets.

Hey Chloe, its the NBA playoffs tonight, let's go kardashian halfin'.

kardashian halfin' by mickey mike va January 2, 2012