subcontinental breakfast

To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.

I can't finish this Madras.

No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.

by mick travis October 19, 2009

speer, do a

To attempt to escape punishment by denying any knowledge of the crime with which you are accused.

Named in honour of Albert Speer, cheif architect of the Third Reich, who escaped the gallows at the Nuremburg trials with the canny defence, 'What Jews?'

speer, do a

How did you not get expelled for that offensive graffiti?

I just did a Speer.

by mick travis October 19, 2009