2 definitions by micheal scofield

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chappy is the german word that is used to describe anger or short temper. a person who is regarded as a chappy will suffer from server anger managment issues and abnormally large mussel mass. there is only one thing that can calm a chappy down and this is by placing a sock on his nose as soon as the sock touches his nose all the anger will drain away and the chappy will return to normal
john dont make eye contact with him hes a chappy remember. i no garry but this time i came prepared with a sock
by micheal scofield December 23, 2009
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a gimp is another word for somebody who is shaped like a pear in other words somebody who stomach is bigger then there chest by some margin
hey garry look over there gimp alert! ha ha yes john i see what a pear
by micheal scofield December 22, 2009
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