baggot

a queer person who cannot stop listening to bags by clairo; (hence the ‘b’ in lgbtqia+)

melissa: hey whatchu listenin to?

queer person: bags ofc by clairo
melissa: omg u fucking baggot that is literally the only song on your playlist
queer person: omg yes slay im a baggot asf its the only song im aware of

by meow gatto May 13, 2023

erasmus conversation

the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.

jennifer: hi! im jenny

maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.

*next party*

(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?

jenny’s friend: sup jenny

jenny: yo!

jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?

jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person

jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL

by meow gatto June 15, 2025