me or mistery human's definitions

lana del rey fan

person whose lungs will last no longer than 2 days.

x: hey are you a lana del rey fan?
y: (coughs) yes (coughs)
x: are those marlboro cigarretes? kys plz

by me or mistery human August 21, 2023

turkish quandale dingle

the REAL leader of the tiktok rizz party. FUCK THE REAL LEADER

boi: hey
girl: hey (tf does this bitch want)
boi: im Turkish quandale dingle
girl: omg rlly????????? take me to the tt rizz party please 😍😍😍😍😍

by me or mistery human April 21, 2024