Definitions by masturbation procrastination

mexican camel toe 

when you waear a thong and shit in it so the poop splits in half like a camel toe

brittany and her hot mom laid on the ground an each choked on the two pieces of my mexican camel toe

mexican camel toe by masturbation procrastination February 12, 2009

baboon heart 

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

baboon heart by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009