masturbation procrastination's definitions

baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

mexican camel toe

when you waear a thong and shit in it so the poop splits in half like a camel toe

brittany and her hot mom laid on the ground an each choked on the two pieces of my mexican camel toe

by masturbation procrastination February 12, 2009