1 definition by mastahfools
The proper name of an individual whose so far in the closet that they are finding last years christmas presents. Such individuals have a propensity towards man-hugging almost complete strangers and calling them "brotha", asking intensly personal questions when a simple "whats up"-"whats up" interaction is appropriate. Such individuals also have a fetish for biting others, but only after asking, and never acting on it, because, come on, if your to much of a pussy to come out of the closet at wesleyan how are you going to bite a anotha brotha that dont wanna be bit!
by mastahfools October 27, 2005