Definitions by mario bumfluff

derk 

Somebody minus their underpants.

"You just totally flashed - aren't you wearing pants?"
"Nah, I'm a derk"

derk by mario bumfluff January 2, 2011

Food bag 

Somebody who binges on food - eats 'bags' of it.

"You've had twelve bags of crisps, sixteen chocolate bars and four hundred m&m's, don't you think you're turning into a bit of a food bag?''

Food bag by mario bumfluff January 2, 2011