marcus can't lax 's definitions
noun-one who tries to play the awesome and intense game of lacrosse, but sucks so bad that noone wants him on their team. Usually has no flow and can't scoop GB's.
Lax player 1-Did you see Marcus Mavlian miss that GB?
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub
by marcus can't lax April 2, 2009
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