madamasselle's definitions

shitslap

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency

"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Mecos

Mexican-Spanish slang for semen.

Clean up your mecos, Jose, you left some on the seat again. Damn you.

by Madamasselle March 13, 2004