Definitions by madamasselle

wind over poo 

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

wind over poo by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Wetneck 

The mexican equivalent of a redneck.

They are often seen sporting cowboy hats and boots, wearing unbuttoned silk or cotton shirts with wife beaters on underneath and driving a chevy pick-up (Notice the silhouetted female on the mudflaps.) Can't speak english well or at all. Laborers who are often enslaved, I mean, contracted for severely low-paying jobs

Wetneck by Madamasselle March 1, 2003