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actuary
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The
name
given to someone who has been condemned to death by
slow
and
painful
analysis
Wow
, I'm so glad I dropped out of college and got this job at McDonald's so that I
don
'
t
have to be an actuary!
actuary
by
luvah
January 13, 2004