Definitions by lumbster

curb 

An every day, ordinary object that attacks those foolish enough to take it casually. Although innocent and harmless to the eye, the curb is in fact a brutal killing machine. Its favourite prey is those who are sprinting under an extreme influence of alcohol - a deadly combination.

Onlooker (to his mate): "Forget about the 20st fiesta owner that is chasin you down the road Gib, its that bloody curb you want to look out for..."
Onlooker (to himself): "Aw shit! Well, i did warn him!"

curb by lumbster March 22, 2004