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Jasmine

A wonderful, perfect, supah fly chick who's always there for everyone, even her wonderful pet fishstick, and his girlfriend, eelaina. SHE LOVES EVERYONE. The best. The flyest. Everyone loves her too. Especially children.

Mom: Damn it! I need a babysitter!
Kid: Call Jasmine!

Hot guy: I love that Jasmine.
Other hot guy: Don't we all, brah, don't we all.

by lovinglots<3 December 1, 2011