2 definitions by lolianfunnyguy

1
Reigning from Hoelland, a country in europe
look at those Hoeish scallywags the be from Hoelland
by lolianfunnyguy June 08, 2019
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The smallest thing in the world. You could not see it even with a super telescope.
I would kick you in your dick if one could even see it.
by lolianfunnyguy June 08, 2019
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