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the lysiak

this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your microwave oven to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like osteoporosis is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into the darkness

i was so fucked up from that varnish that i did the lysiak

by little bitch smurf March 16, 2003