literal asshole's definitions

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

Ryth

A shitty and unfunny YouTuber who does autistic commentaries on other cringy YouTubers. This retarded sack of dogshit literally became what he swore to destroy. His fanbase is also just a bunch of obnoxious pussies who haven't graduated from preschool yet.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of the YouTuber Ryth?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an assclown!

by literal asshole March 13, 2024