lil tekashi's definitions

scheuermüli

If you dont know scheuermüli your life is absolutely worthless. In fact it is the most tasteful cleaning liquid in the whole world. It also is the inspiration for one of the most iconic songs ever made: "oida jo". Scheuermüli already made up for a lot of problems and is confirmed fixing every problem and making world peace appear.

Koal: Hey want to go for a glas of scheuermüli later?
Koal2: Oida jo
*both instant become gods*

by lil tekashi July 17, 2018

jofn

Its basically a joint but not made with weed it is made with johannisbeerkrauttee which is a type of tea that makes you sensitive to the sun but you can also focus better if you know what I mean.

Emil: Hey dude you want to smoke some of that sticky icky icky

Random Steiermark guy: No I´d really prefer a jofn right now

by lil tekashi July 18, 2018