1 definition by lefty mcgee
Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.
Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010