Definitions by leaflet of fire

Bryan Callen 

A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.

Are you watching Mad TV?

Yes.

Don't listen to Bryan Callen talk, you will lose IQ points.

Bryan Callen by leaflet of fire October 7, 2006