smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god
someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"
by laptoplord October 04, 2021
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ASM

THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA

ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS
E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"

ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king
by laptoplord February 23, 2022
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zerobarz

THIS ONE WHEN SOMEONE DONT LIKE CARDI B TOO MUCH DONT LIKE
ZEROBARZ LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE HOW FAKER MAKE CAMERA MOVE TOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE WOW THANK
This one also no like blitzcrank because blitzcrank make pull him away from nicki minaj NOT THANK MAKER THIS ONE
Teacher *talking about random shit*
zerobarz: "nicki minaj is god"

Teacher: " WHAT SAY YOU ??? NOT THANK THIS ONE"
Teacher *writes zerobarz name on board*
zerobarz *TRANSFORMS INTO SCARY MAN LIKE SLENDER MAN*
Teacher *too much scare this one*
Teacher *remove name from board because scared from slender man*
zerobarz: "bra, ta, ta, tat" *JUMPS ON TEACHER LIKE SCARY MAN FROM AMONGUS

Teacher *Becomes vampire* "I AM DANGER LIKE DAMON FROM NETFLIX SHOW"
zerobarz: " Dòng zhù! Bù xǔ zǒu!"

TEACHER AND ZEROBARZ *fight like this one when make fight in dragon ball z*
teacher *fight like titan*
zerobarz *BECOME HULK AND KILL*

Cristiano ronaldo: "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by laptoplord March 11, 2022
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THANK MAKER

THIS ONE WHEN MAKE THANK

LIKE THIS MAKER OF THANK

TOO MUCH THANK THIS ONE
Singed trundle duo: "We troll for the fun"

Saif: " YOU ARE NOT THANK MAKER"

Singed trundle duo: "WHY"
Saif: "BECAUSE NOT THANK WHEN MAKE TROLL SO YOU NO THANK MAKER"
destinite :ghost: : "OMAK 3NDY THANK"
by laptoplord March 10, 2022
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valorant accent

A valorant accent is the accent most of the incels on valorant use

They want to copy sinatraa

Its a low pitched slow-talking cancer way of talking
Random person *misses*

Jett with the valorant accent : "like please just get this nerd of my team"
by laptoplord March 10, 2022
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Meer4

Meer4 is a person who always forgets their laptop when they come to uni

Meer4 can also be a synonym for someone who has mental retardation

Meer4 is also a synonym for ill-advised

Meer4's are usually book smart not street smart
Someone (meer4) *forgets laptop but doesn't care because she thinks her marks are will be high after the computer science assignment yesterday*

Another person: "you are such a meer4"

meer4: "I'm not a meer4 I'll do good on my assignment so I don't care"

*fast forward 3 weeks*

*Meer4's marks came out and she failed since it's all plagiarized from google the only thing she changed was the variables name*
by laptoplord March 09, 2022
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