Definitions by lanky twat the 2nd

Gaping Dragon

A particularly large fanny that has been stretched out due to decades of shagging

"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."

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A particular person who thinks they are funny but are in fact retarded. A good example might be: fx virus.

Oi what chucklefuck thought it was funny to jizz on the cat?!

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