kpasa bitch's definitions

shower curtain

Your last resort when you're taking a shit at a friends house and there's no ass wipe.

Sitting in the bathroom at a house of someone I don't know.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.

by kpasa bitch May 19, 2005

Truck Driver

A sexual move used when you don't have a rubber to strap your shit. You back up before you drop your load.

Man, my girl is pregnant.
You should have done the truck driver.
Whats that?
Should have backed up before you dropped that load.

by kpasa bitch May 19, 2005