smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 08, 2014
mugGet the smurf a hammymug.

asian work boots

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 08, 2014
mugGet the asian work bootsmug.

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 08, 2014
mugGet the smurf a hammymug.