Definitions by knuckl3b3ry sl1m

smurf a hammy 

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

smurf a hammy by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

smurf a hammy 

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

smurf a hammy by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

asian work boots 

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

asian work boots by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014