keith kohlmann's definitions

Yuma yummies

1. Any of a vareity of fat, nasty bitches from Yuma,AZ who either give it up at the drop of a hat to Marines or get free drinks off you all night.

2. The ball and chain prison for many a Marine in Yuma, provided you give them enough food or drinks.

"You shoulda seen the size of that Yuma yummy 'ol boy had with him at Applebee's last night."

by Keith Kohlmann October 7, 2003

balloon tie

the asshole

the asshole looks like a balloon tie

by keith kohlmann September 29, 2003