1 definition by k tizzle
a strange yet exquisite mix of retardation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the ilona most likely will be covered in black clothing wearing big dark sunglasses. likes owls. is best friends forever with katie, another amazing individual. tends to say "jinx" quite often in katie's presence. laughs constantly and erupts without warning, disturbing few near due to invisible cloak. a friend and lover of all.
dayum sheet dats whack, dats ILONA.
ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.
ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.
you are completely ilonarded.
ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.
ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.
you are completely ilonarded.
by k tizzle May 10, 2005